enable my prayers to work effectively.
After research, I found out that the following listed below have made many guys in campus default in their New Year resolutions. So therefore I plead with all the ladies in my life to take note of these. Ejim Chukwu ayo unu!!!
1. Walking about in bum shorts in the evening . (We are people’s children oh)
2. Wearing leggings material (Especially our very blessed sisters with a great ‘Past’)
3. Wearing of very U&V necked tops.(Especially our very anointed sisters with succulent ‘Oranges’)
4. Wearing of jump up skirts.
5. Wearing of clothing that resembles fish skin.
6. Wearing of transparent and net material cloths. (This one is very important)
7. Seductive walking steps. (This one is really very important)
8. Touching me at sensitive places(Principally when you know nothing will happen)
9. Using bedroom voice to call me(Mostly at night).
10. Meeting in unique places that we all know.
(Cashew Tree in front of Hostel A , Inside Zinc Hall, Staff Canteen, Green Canteen and other key locations on campus)
11. Wearing of artificial bum-bum (Yansh). We are soon to brand this a criminal offence and an act of deception to humanity)
The motive of drawing up the above activities is not in an unappreciative intention, but to help me focus
on my New Year resolution
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