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Wednesday, 28 October 2015

Five Signs A Girl Is Falling In Love With You On Campus

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Ladies pretend a lot not when they are falling in love, they are always visible to the blind.
Even at that,many are still clever dumb like Merlin to know when a girl is falling in love with them.
So how do you know she is falling you?
1. She Holla Whenever She Sees You: Let’s say you are gently walking like an hungry snail down the corridor of your department and she is closely far from you yet she calls after you. If a girl continually calls on you whenever she sees you from distance on campus check my brother, someone is falling in love with you.
2. She Smiles At Everything You Say: A word and she smiles like someone whose happiness, incarcerated for decades has just been released. My brother ask yourself, are you a comedian? If you think its joviality then you are a smart simpleton.
3. Make Friends With Your Friends: Good old days, isn’t it? When you love this girl you make friends with her friends to easily get to her. You guys agreed to club together tonight only you getting to the club and your friends introducing someone to you as “Caro.” Funny enough there is no one to dance with except Caro. A coincidence? Deactivate your account if your answer is Yes!!
4. She Is Everywhere You Go: At the Library, Sport complex, Movies just name it she is there when you are there. Funny thing is she come bringing pop corn for you, sitting beside you and smiling like a glorious fool. Ask yourself is she MTN?
5. She Embarrasses Herself For You: She knows it is embarrassing, a denigration of self and degradation of self worth yet she did it. One thing can make a girl lower her pride and that is Love.When incandescent with it anything can happen.





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Monday, 19 October 2015

Checkout The Biggest University In Nigeria, Guess Which University It Is? (See Photo)

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The Notable and prestigious Ahmadu Bello University, Zaria is the biggest university in Nigeria with a landmass spreading to around 7000 hectares of land.
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– Senate Building –
The university is named after the Sardauna of Sokoto , Alhaji Sir Ahmadu Bello , the first premier of Northern Nigeria. The university has a large medical program with its own A.B.U. Teaching Hospital, one of the largest teaching hospitals in Nigeria and Africa.
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Notable Mention
Obafemi Awolowo University (OAU)
University of illorin (Unilorin)





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Saturday, 17 October 2015

MUST READ: How I Made 9 A’s In My WAEC

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MUST READ: How I Made 9 A’s In My WAEC
MUST READ: How I Made 9 A’s In My WAEC
This is the story of 16-year-old, Oghenebrorhie Emuophedaro, who graduated from Faith Academy, Ota in Ogun State, as he embarks on his dream of studying Petroleum and Gas Engineering at the University of Lagos (UNILAG).

Oghenebrorhie Emuophedaro is not just lucky enough to be one of the best students in his class; he also scored straight As in all his nineWest African Senior School Certificate Examination (WASSCE) subjects.
He took time out to share his experience as well as his advice for Nigerian students in an interview withVanguard Newspaper.

Excerpts;


How were you able achieve such a great feat of scoring nine As in the WASSCE? What sacrifice did you have to make?
Getting nine As in the WASSCE was majorly a blessing from God, but I also did a lot of studying, paid much attention in revision classes and sometimes engaged in discussions with my friends concerning certain subjects and topics. I also sacrificed a lot of time that would have been used for soccer and other recreational activities.  I took
chemistry, mathematics, English Language, further mathematics, physics, economics, geography, civic education and block-laying and concreting in the WASSCE.


Tell us about your academic journey. Have you always been a high flying student?
Saying that I have always been a ‘high flying student’ feels a little awkward, but by God’s grace I have had laudable academic records. I feel academic excellence can be achieved almost easily through dedication to studies, making a few necessary sacrifices, and most importantly reading and praying really hard!


Did you receive any award from the government or any private organisation for your academic excellence?
I have not received any scholarships or rewards per say from any private or government organisation.


Were you surprised when you heard about your result or did you suspect all along that you would do so well?
Honestly, I had this feeling I was going to get a good result, but I did not expect nine As at all! I was stunned.

Many students are of the opinion that academic excellence is for a select few who were born very smart. What is your opinion about this?
I am of the opinion that excellence in academics can be achieved by any person interested. It is a thing of the mind and more importantly how well you develop yourself for it: studying and going the extra mile. Statistics show that students that fail examinations fail not because they are dull academically but majorly because of fear, popularly known as ‘exam fever’. I think the mass failure may be as a result of lack of confidence students often show and also inadequate preparation. So, I advise Nigerian students out there to be confident about what they know; and in this state of mind, even what they do not know so well will become a piece of cake with time. And they should also make sure not to underrate any examination, and prepare adequately.

The world celebrated Teachers’ Day recently; are there any teachers that have gone beyond the call of duty to inspire you academically and What is your message to Nigerian teachers?
My teachers were and are still great sources of inspiration for me. Mr Remilekun Oladipupo, Mr Sunday Adeniran, Ms Nike Jolaoye, Mr Kunle Odebiyi, Prof. Ezeanyi Sunday Godfrey and a whole lot of others have really majored as catalysts to my academic success so far. I urge all Nigerian teachers to give their all when teaching their students, just like my teachers did for me. I can’t say I have experienced it before, but I think it feels good to see your students excel.

What career plans do you have for the future?
In the corporate world, I hope to become a successful engineer in the future. Outside the corporate world, I would love to be a music producer.





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Friday, 2 October 2015

Only One Nigerian University Made The List Of Top 800 Universities In The World

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Only one Nigerian university is ranked among the top 800 universities in the world, according to Times Higher Education World University Rankings for 2015/2016 released this week.
The only university that made the list is Nigeria's oldest University, University of Ibadan, which is ranked 601st.
The University of Cape Town, South Africa, at 120th position, is the highest ranked university in Africa. Five other South African universities also made the list.
The ranking was released on Wednesday, September 30, 2015.





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Saturday, 29 August 2015

Se*x Story: My Se*x Service To My Principal And Students – NYSC Member

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“I was posted to an eastern state. Those three weeks I spent at NYSC camp were the worst three weeks of my life. After camping, I got my PPA posting and guess what, I was sent to a government girls secondary school to do my service!!!

I was beyond excited despite the location of the school. Omoh, d school dey 4 village but I no care, I was just happy to be a king among women (girls sha).
Next, I and three other. coppers went to the school to sign our acceptance letter. Omoh, the principal come say she no want any coppers oh, say coppers dey corrupt her girls too much. Small tin I for cry oh, why this woman won come turn my wine to water na? Which kain devil be dis na?. We beg tire but d woman say we dey waste time say her decision na final. I then told the woman that I got a vision that God wants me to serve in that school.



She look me laff come say among all of us, na me she fear pass cuz her girls go pursue me. Wow!!!… I Don hang. But, “u look very gentle n responsible” was her next comment. I then gave her an innocent smile to cement her first mistake (she wouldn’t believe I could f**k the assistant principal). After a little brain-washing by me (trust me na), she accepted us and asked us to resume duty next week Monday……
I arrived the school on Monday morning feeling fly and ready for whatever. I was offered a table in the science lab which would serve as my office but I refused it cuz it was located at the junior section of the school. Nawa oh, wetin I dey do for Junior section when bad girls full senior section. Abeg I wan deal with mature girls jor.

Lucky me, I got transferred to the senior section to teach ss1 and offered a table at an office close to ss3 class. Baba God, u too much!!. I walked into the office meant for three staff and met a female teacher who was busy and didn’t notice when I walked in.
“Good morning madam” I said.
Then she looked up at me and replied “Copper, Good morning. You’re welcome”
Literally, my heart melted. I lost all my senses…. cuz sitting before me was the most beautiful woman I’ve ever seen. This woman eyes na die! Ebony skin, no make-up… even girls used to stare at her. Her name was Mrs venny. Also, I got to discover that she also had the most beautiful heart in the world.
She was married and approximately ten years older than me but I still wished her husband would divorce her or drop dead … so that I could marry her. We chatted about a few things and became friends.
Twenty minutes later, the bell went off and it was time for my first class. Omoh, my heart dey beat like Don jazzy song, I need to compose myself well… no jonzing!. I grabbed my materials and headed to teach a class full of girls ……”Omoh, as I enter d class, d girls come dey shout like say dem see jay-z. I come shout 4 dem say make them shut up! Dem dey mad?. Everybody come quiet and all eyes come dey on me, I come forget wetin I plan to talk sef.
Anyhow sha, I introduced myself and my subject. These girls were glad to have me… and I was glad to be here with them as the only male copper in the school. I be like tuface to them. As I dey teach, I discover say most of them na confirm olodo. Them no sabi anything but i later discover say them intelligent 4 bed and them bad to the bone. Some minutes into the lesson, I asked the class a question but no one answered. Then, a girl stood up and gave me the answer. Her name was Ella. Ella had an average face and Bottom but she had big bosoms. I come notice say these girls dey lift their skirts for me to see their pants. Chai! See fresh temptation. Omoh, my prick come dey rise small small so I come go Siddon 4 one sit to cover-up. All the while, I noticed that some of these girls had their eyes on me.

 I be fine boy small na. Particularly, a pair of eyes caught my attention. Guess who? Omoh, Ella dey look me!! As She dey look me 4 eye, I dey look her huge bosom-s…. Fantasizing about sucking them. After the class, I asked them if they had any questions. They said yes and started asking questions like “do you have a girlfriend?” “Can you speak Ibo?”. Haha! Una Don enter one chance this year. I just waved them off, smiled and went back to my office…. still fantasizing about Ella. I walked into my office, greeted Mrs venny and sat down and rested my head on my table to relax (oh, how I love to see this lady). Some minutes later, I heard a female voice say “sir, please can I borrow your text book? ”
I looked up and saw two pair of huge bosom-s pointing at me. You guessed right ….. it was Ella….  


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