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Friday 20 February 2015

How To Spot A Womanizing Lecturer

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From my research and findings, I have come into conclusion that there's a wide margin between womanizing lecturers and non-womanizing lecturers and I don't expect students who have passed through our institutions to doubt the fact that the syndrome of womanizing runs in the veins of about 80% of Nigerian lecturers.

Lecturers are small gods in tertiary institutions because your success/failure lies in their hands and they seem to use it as a leverage to inflict pains on students

Many of them are easy to spot because it's printed all over their faces while some are not easy to spot because they hide under the cloak of GENTLEMEN

Without wasting much time, let's get started cool

Don't for the title is,

How To Spot A Womanizing Lecturer 

1. He Boasts Of His Finances During Lectures I had a lecturer who always boasted of his finances during lectures and I could vividly remember the way he mouth thrashed us during a lecture. He referred to us to BOYS in as much as we can't give N5, 000 to a lady without provocative murmur . He further stressed and advised the ladies never to consider dating us because many of us are still being fed by our parents.

2. He Gives Ride To Female Students 
He doesn't care you if you melt under an intense sun but the moment he spots a female student standing at the bus stop whom he wants to exercise his womanizing skill on, he stops and tells her to hop in cheesy

3. He Runs Female Students On Errands 
Not all lecturers approach female students directly because of their status. If he doesn't know how to approach a female student in the midst of other students, he calls and runs her on errand and tells her to bring it to his office.. Hahaha way-ray cheesy

4. He Digress During Lectures 
I don't know if you are also familiar lecturers who digress leaving the main subject permanently during lectures, that is, he leaves the main subject and starts advising male students on how they should be more concerned about making money so that ladies would be the ones doing the chase just as ladies are chasing him because he's got the money and all it takes to make a woman trip. He however uses this method to catch the attention of the female students

5. He Doesn't Appreciate Your Effort 
He's easy to spot if he happens to be your project supervisor. He would always disapprove your chapters no matter how hard you try. He does this just to signal to you that you should dance to his tune else you will carry the project over

6. 'He is mean with mark 
My little research about womanizing lecturers is that, they are so mean with grades. That is, you worked so hard and deserve an "A" but he would give you a "grin" and expects you to come to his office and lodge complain

7. He Wants The Phone No. Of All Students 
During my first year in the Polytechnic, I was so shocked when one of our lecturers asked us to include our phone numbers in the attendance sheet during a test. Report later reached us that he rang up some female students asking them to come and see him in his office cos they failed the test. (We guys are still expecting his call till date cheesy)

8. He Tells The Class Rep. To Announce To The Class That They All Failed 
Not all lecturers do this because they want to extort students. Some however do this because ladies are very emotional and would come gracing the floor just to scale through. (Na dia e go bleep dem)

9. He Helps Ladies In The Exam Hall 
If you are very observant, you would notice that womanizing lecturers are so strict to guys in the hall and act otherwise to the ladies. That is, he collects your booklet when you make any form of contact and order you out of the hall but if it were to be the female students, he pretends he didn't see them even when they are obviously making contacts.

10. He Commands With Boldness 
Womanizing lecturers are overly bold (as in, dem dey bold die cheesy). He might ask for your name in the presence of other students and tells you to come and see him in his office

I drop my pen at this point

Pls feel free to add yours and sharing your encounter with them would be a good idea cheesy


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